YOGA SUCKS!

That’s right, you heard me. I’ve practiced Hatha Yoga since I was about ten years old, and it sucks. Why? Well, until two years ago I considered yoga the most powerful body-mind science in the world…

BUT IT TAKES TOO LONG! That’s right. Ashtanga Yoga (also known as “Power Yoga”) is a phenomenal system. I remember practicing it in a Los Angeles class next to KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR, when he was winding up an extraordinary career in the NBA. I figured if anyone would know the truth about yoga and its applications to health and sports performance, it would be the great Kareem—so I asked him what he thought. He replied that yoga was an ideal “foundation” from which to build fitness and performance, allowing him to compete with players fifteen years younger! I agree with that assessment, but Ashtanga takes 1-2 hours a day, just for this “foundation.”

WHO HAS THE TIME? And that sucks, because at fifty-one years old, if I want to have the energy necessary to power my writing, lecturing, traveling, martial arts practice and family duties (my wife and I have just adopted a newborn baby boy, and my seventeen-year old daughter Nicki deserves a dad who can stay on top of it all!) I can’t afford two hours just for a “foundation”. Can you? Can anyone?

So I was thrilled seven years ago when I accidentally discovered a “secret” yoga system—it’s been famous on the “Yoga Underground” since about 1939, but you’ve probably never heard of it—a complete basic health and fitness system that takes only about TEN MINUTES, and is so powerful and effective that it’s known as “The Fountain of Youth.” I experimented with it, and found that I could get about eighty percent of the health benefits of Ashtanga in only twenty percent of the time. Great! And for the next six years I practiced it every day.

(Yes, this secret is included in the “Five Minute Miracle”, but that’s not the best of it!)